Kevin Schroeder, Technology Evangelist for Zend Technologies, is well versed in a wide range of technologies pertinent to both small- and large-scale application deployments. He has developed production software using a variety of languages including PHP, Java (standalone and web-based applications), JavaScript, HTML, SQL, Perl, Visual Basic, ASP, and occasionally C. His software development experience is complemented by extensive experience as system administrator on platforms including Linux, Solaris, and Windows on scales ranging from a single server with a few users up to several hundred servers and millions of users. He has spoken at several conferences and is also the co-author of "The IBM i Programmer’s Guide to PHP" and author of "You want to do WHAT with PHP?". In his spare time he races Ferraris, with a dismal win record in his Honda. He can be found online at speaking in the first person.