25 funny text messages that will make you laugh.

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1. “It’s the most wonderful time of year… Really?”

2. “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.”

3. “Stay toasty this winter.”

4. “Thanks a melon.”

5. “I am sorry, I will bee better.”

6. “See you later; we’ll miss you.”

7. “Who’s cutting onions in here? There are no onions, I’m just going to miss you.”

8. “I hope you have a gouda birthday.”

10. “Looking sharp.”

11. “Get whale soon.”

13. “I’ve done the math, and I can definitely fit in your luggage.”

14. “You rock my world.”

15. “Guess whoo will miss you? (that’s right, it’s me).”

16. “Thank you. You’re purrfect.”

17. “I think you’re eggcellent.”

More funny text messages.

  1. “Roses are red; the world is a mess. And worst of all, you’re ignoring my texts.”
  2. “I don’t want to be corn-y …but I miss you.”
  3. “This may be cheesy, but you’re legen-dairy.”
  4. “I carrot imagine life without you. Lettuce be friends forever.”
  5. “You’re berry important to me.”
  6. “Thank you for lifting me up. I love you to my core.”
  7. “I owe it to ewe for keeping me sane this year.”
  8. “Are you a phone? Because I’m addicted to you.”

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