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Funny text messages for your friends.

Nothing can brighten up your day like a text from a friend that leaves you laughing out loud. Choose a funny template to send to a friend, or personalize it with an inside joke or a funny meme you’ve both been loving.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Just like your excuses for being late!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, much like our crazy group chats.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. Let's not test that theory, okay?
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads. Your turn to talk to it.
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Black And Yellow Screenshot Meme
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Purple And Pink Meme
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Yellow And Orange Face Meme
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Green Happy Florist Meme
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Funny text messages for your family.

Create a custom funny graphic to send in your family group chat, or send a personalized silly greeting on birthdays and holidays. Choose a template, then personalize with family photos or family jokes.

Family meetings are basically just password recovery sessions for the WiFi.
Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.
I love how we don't need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. The others suspect, but they know not to challenge it.
If you can't remember who borrowed it, it was probably me. Just assume it's lost forever.
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White & Blue Funny Cat Get Well Greeting Card
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Green And White Father,s Day Card
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Yellow & Black Father's Day A5 Greeting Card
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Navy & Cream Father's Day A5 Greeting Card
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How to craft meaningful funny text messages.

  1. 1. Start with the emotion.

    Think about what you want to say – are you offering support, celebrating someone or just checking in?

Funny birthday text messages.

No better time to make someone smile and laugh than on their birthday. Craft a funny birthday greeting that your friends or family will want to look at over and over again. Personalize the joke or images in the message, and then send it to them via any printed or digital platform.

Happy Birthday! You're one step closer to touching your toes to your back... because you're getting old!
For your birthday, I got you a gift card to your favorite store: the grocery store. Party like it's aisle 5!
Age is just a number, and yours is just really high. Happy Birthday, ancient one!
Happy Birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.
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Yellow Honey Bee Birthday Card
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Grey & Blue Super Granny Birthday A5 Greeting Card
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Brown & Cream Have A Bloomin' Wonderful Birthday A5 Greeting Card
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Pink & Brown Roses Are Red Birthday A5 Greeting Card
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More funny text messages.

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time. What were we talking about?
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. It's a subtle art.
I don't run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all responsible adults.
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.
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Black & Yellow Process Maze, Instagram Portrait Post
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Green And Yellow Cat Meme
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Red Green And Brown Dog On Train Tracks Meme
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Black And White Take A Nap Meme
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Make them laugh with creativity on your side.

Create a one-of-a-kind funny greeting that your friends or family will love. Customize any funny template to your recipient or occasion, then share your message via text, email, or social media. There are endless creative opportunities to give someone a barrel of laughs.

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