Funny new home messages that bring joy, warmth, and good vibes.
Tired of the same old housewarming greetings? These funny new home messages bring the laughs, sarcasm, and low-key roasting your favorite new homeowner deserves. Ideal for besties, coworkers, or that cousin who moved five minutes away and acts like it’s another planet.
Pair your hilarious message with a silly poster with bad decorating tips, a cheeky banner, or a totally extra photo collage of their packing fails and awful paint swatches using Adobe Express.
From one-liners to jokes, these funny new home messages help you share humor in a way that makes the experience of moving into a new home a whole lot better.
- Congrats on your new home! Now you just need to figure out where all the light switches are.
- A new home means new neighbors—good luck with that!
- Congratulations on your new home! May your Wi-Fi be strong and your neighbors quiet.
- Here’s to a new home and a fresh start… with twice the cleaning!
- Congrats on your new home! Now you can finally host all those parties you’ve been talking about.
- Wishing you happiness in your new home—and fewer trips to IKEA than you think.
Make a mini poster that looks like IKEA instructions gone wrong. For example, create fake instructions for how to deep clean their house. Add hilarious drawings featuring your version of the IKEA man (make him look like the homeowner). Bonus points if you come up with a title that sounds like an IKEA product name.
- Congratulations! May your new home be free of ghosts and full of snacks.
- A new home is great, but remember: the lawn won’t mow itself!
- Congrats on your new home! May your walls be sturdy and your plumbing reliable.
- Here’s to a new home and a lifetime supply of bubble wrap for moving day.
- Congratulations! Now you just need to figure out which key opens which door.
- Wishing you joy in your new home—and no surprise leaks in the roof!
New home messages to friends.
Picture this: your best friend just moved into their new home, surrounded by boxes and takeout containers, and you want to say something that hits home. These new home messages to friends do just that. They’re light-hearted, sincere, and full of good vibes.
Once you find the perfect message, use Adobe Express to design a thoughtful tribute they’ll cherish forever. Make a framed photo collage of old apartment memories, whip up a cool flyer for their first housewarming bash, or design a sweet surprise with the card maker.
With a few clicks, you can turn your favorite new home messages into fun and meaningful projects your friend will absolutely love.
- Congratulations on your new home! Can’t wait to see how you make it your own.
- Wishing you all the best as you settle into your new space—it’s going to be amazing!
- A new home for a wonderful friend—may it be filled with love and laughter.
- Here’s to a fresh start in a place that’s as awesome as you are. Congrats!
Here’s a fun and easy idea if your friend is planning to host a housewarming party soon: note-style digital invites.
Use the flyer maker to design your invitations. Add geometric or Art Deco-inspired borders (use the Search feature to look up “art deco borders”). Then, upload original illustrations or explore the wide selection of icons from the Adobe Express library. Use handwriting to write down your party details.
- May your new home be a reflection of your unique style and vibrant spirit.
- Congratulations! Can’t wait to come over and make new memories in your new place.
- Wishing you endless happiness and cozy vibes in your new home.
- A new home for a great friend—may it be everything you’ve dreamed of and more.
- Congrats on your new home! Let’s celebrate with a housewarming party soon!
- Here’s to a home that’s as warm and welcoming as your friendship.
- Wishing you all the best as you turn your new house into a home.
- Congratulations on your new home! May it be a place where you always feel at peace.